I’m thinking of just requesting to have somebody decapitate me. Anybody know any good swordsmen? People say the axe hurts more. Or should I guillotine it? Supposedly the French were really good at sword-style beheadings…
While in truth I am jesting, it is incredibly frustrating to feel just as lousy as I did before. I hate being sick- I feel exhausted from nothing. I haven’t been able to go to the gym, go to class, work, etc.- my entire life has been monopolized by things too small for my eyes to see!
Well, I’m off to hack my way through another night. Adieu!
Image: Jessica Harrison’s porcelain bride